What are the passion fruits
But a sinful bite of heaven?
From the first indecency
Of their sexual display
Immoral that's what they are!
They are a such a provocation
To social manners.
True blue Brits
Won't touch them,
Too exotic for them
Not as bland as good porridge
And don't forget the stink
Nothing honest in that pong
Good enough for the Aussies
Anything goes there
But they'll never cross our shores.
If you, reader, thinks
I'm making this up
Well I'm not
The Brits have rules
For everything including
How to butter a toast!
Back to our heavenly fruit
It's tough luck for the pommies.
Lucette C. Bailliet
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NaPoWrimo , TSL
15/30
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