The master is gone,
Let's show her who rules here.
She's out walking the dog,
Let's lock her out.
It's freezing outside
She'll freeze her backside
In pyjamas and slippers
Mid winter, pure folly
Twitter the Mano chichi.
What will she do,
Break a window or a door?,
Asks another to the leader
Let's bet on this, comes the answer.
Look, she's trying to open the laundry door,
Can't do, I spelled the lock
She can twist and shake it
As much as she can
The door will stay closed.
Not for long, mate
She's bringing the ice pick
Who forgot to lock the woodshed?
She's in, too late.
Starting plan B,
Stop the hot water system.
That'll do the trick
A cold shower in the middle of winter
Makes me shiver just to think of it.
You're really devilish today, master!
Lucette Bailliet
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