Procrastination is an art form
Plan carefully new book
Research every tenuous link
Observe real time action
Craft with care characters
Read everything on the period
Analyse all hypothetical
Situations in the plot
Tend to any obvious missing element
Inherent to the overall action
Note all suggestions
Add any update in the technology
Tear out any useless redundancy
Iron out any discrepancies
Organise timeline
Not one word has been written so far
Institute contact with publisher
Submit synopsis
Allow time for response
Negotiate financial rewards
Arrange overseas trip
Return as slowly as possible
Tease everyone about the new book
Fake writer's block
Only oral progress is discussed
Revisions are promised
Manuscript is somehow lost!
Lucette C. Bailliet
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